hallloween:

I’m crying because I’m eating brownie batter with a spoon that looks like this:

and when the batter seeps through the holes it looks like this:

jackvvhite:

theres like a 60 year old woman on my course at community college and she wanted money so she got her son’s girlfriend to take sexy pictures of him and then she sent them to a gay porn magazine in the netherlands and got £200 and never told him

wartortles:

if u are ever having trouble on a test, just write “jesus” for the answer bc jesus is always the answer. god bless